Our day-to-day adventures as we experience life abroad.

Thursday, November 16, 2006

Big Time (so much larger than life)

Man, after the first half of my blog about Moscow, I need a snack. How about some McD's? This is the inside of probably the biggest McDonald's I've ever been in. There were like 20 cash registers.



Okay, now that I'm high on salt and fat, where were we? Ah yes, we'd just left the Cathedral of Christ the Savior.

As you already read, the Cathedral unfortunately isn't particularly old. Even if it hadn't been demolished and then re-built, it wouldn't compare in age to St. Basil's, or to this, part of the Novodevichy Convent, which was founded in 1524. This is the Cathedral of Our Lady of Smolensk and the nearby octaonal belltower.



Inside the cathedral...



Very pretty, not to mention a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The Cathedral of Christ the Savior can't claim that.

Back in Soviet times, in addition to trying to outbuild our skyscrapers, Russia was also trying to kick our butts in the space race. Yes, yes, we did the whole moon thing, but let's not forget they put the first man in space. In honor of the first cosmonaut, they built this incredible tower and statue of Yuri Gagarin. It's made from titanium, and is 141 feet tall. Notice the billboard and street lamps in the photo- think of the average height of those, and then note how much taller the tower is. The statue itself is 43 feet tall- so, about 7 times taller than Gagarin himself.



The statue is sort of in the outskirts of the city. From there we took the metro back into town. St. Petersburg's metro does have the claim of being the deepest subway system in the world- it had to get under the gooey marshland in order to be stable. But, Moscow's metro is just cooler to look at. Here's a typical metro station exterior...



and interior.



It totally looks like a museum inside. And you gotta love the soviet artwork- this is one of many ceiling murals in another station.



When we got out of the metro, we went to the Pushkin art museum. Not that Pushkin was an artist; who knows why they named the place after him. But, it's a fabulous collection. Again, another instance where St. Petersburg wins for once- the Hermitage is muuuuuch bigger- but Moscow does have a copy of David. A huge sculpture. Appropriate for the city, don't you think? I'm in the picture for scale.



Alright, I think that's a solid tour of the glories of Moscow. I don't get what everyone's beef is. Must be jealousy. If nothing else, jealousy over the fact that when winter arrives in Moscow, it actually stays properly cold the whole time.

Back into the slush for me...

Big Time (I'm on my way, I'm makin' it...)

The weather here lately has been pretty icky. Every day, the temps hover around freezing, and nearly every day, there's some kind of precipitation. Therefore, a cycle has begun of snow- which piles up- then turns to rain- which melts the piles- then freezes at night so everything's slick- next day it rains more and melts off the ice- then it starts to snow again- repeat. It's all annoying, and gross. I've been wearing my giant snow boots, not because it's that cold, but because I can tuck my pants into them to prevent them from getting slopped all over. I'm also wearing my giant parka, not because it's that cold, but because it's at least waterproof. Everything I read about the weather before moving here said that it would snow November 1st and you wouldn't see the ground again until March. Instead, it's just warm enough to make me rue having spent $300 on a parka instead of on rain gear. Yes, I know it's only November and the sun's still peeking over the horizon and all, but according to locals, this is pretty much winter. Yeesh.

I've decided to use this wintery sloppiness as a spring board to reminisce about a cleaner city and a warmer time. No, not Finland; Moscow. Jonathan and I spent a few days in Moscow a couple months ago. We'd heard a lot about how it's such a nasty big city compared to St. Petersburg. Lots of traffic, terrible air quality, you're bound to get mugged on a daily basis, etc. It IS the biggest city in Europe, after all, at 10.4 million within the city limits alone. Thus, we went with some apprehension, but figured we should see it and decide for ourselves.

Um, I'm not sure what everyone's talking about. Yes, we were only there for a few days, but we found it to be a very nice city. Being the capital and all, it has dramatically more money than St. Petersburg, and it shows. (Okay, most of the money is mob money, and they also have the distinct advantage of not having had the snot bombed out of them for 3 straight years during WWII, but still.) Such a clean city compared to St. Petersburg. So many more trees. Parks that aren't full of drunks at 9:00 AM. Fresh air. What a concept.

All that money does have the disadvantage of NOT Passing The Savings On To You. It definitely earns its recent ranking as the Most Expensive City in the World. Bargains were pretty hard to find there. Among the most ridiculously expensive things I saw: about a cup of raspberries at an upscale, Dean & Deluca type grocery store sold for 1600 rubles. That's about SIXTY DOLLARS, people. Granted I think even your average Moscovite would find that appalling, but still, you can imagine me standing in this grocery store aisle giggling to myself about the SIXTY DOLLAR raspberries.

Anyway, lest I digress further, now I'll let the pictures do the talking.

This is the State Historical Musuem of Russia, which makes up one end of Red Square. It faces away from the square itself.



Here's me in Red Square.



You can see the museum in the back. To the left is the Kremlin, and to the right, G.U.M. Department store (essentially a mall). In that picture, I'm facing...

St. Basil's Cathedral, probably the most famous Russian landmark.



Here's the inside of St. Basil's. This place was built in 1561. Dang.



Here's a view of the Kremlin from inside St. Basil's. In front of the Kremlin is Stalin's mausoleum.



Again, across the square from the Kremlin is G.U.M. (pronounced "goom"), which stands for "Gosudarstvennyi Universalnyi Magazin," or, State Department Store. Many cities refer to their main department store as their "GUM," but Moscow's is the most famous. It was built from 1890-1893. Here's the inside.



(By the way, I totally couldn't afford anything in there.)

Along another wall of the Kremlin (the south side, I think) is the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, with its eternal flame:



Across a small street from there is Alexander Garden, which has wonderfully manicured lawns and fountains and all kinds of fabulousness. It also has a mounted patrol to keep people in check (perhaps to prevent the type of drunkenness and littering that is ever-present in St. Petersburg?).



Next we move on to the Cathedral of Christ the Savior, which is one of the biggest churches in the world. This place is HUUUUGE. Note the tiny people on the bridge.



Speaking of huge things, looking down the Moscow river from the church, you'll see the enormous sculpture of Peter the Great that was installed not very long ago. Apparently it's the third tallest sculpture in the world.



Look the other way from the bridge and you'll look back at the Kremlin.



The Cathedral of Christ the savior has an interesting story. Originally built from 1839 to 1883, it was the site of the premier of Tchiakovsky's 1812 overture. Now, a little back story- when Stalin was in power, several skyscrapers were built in Moscow, known as the "Seven Sisters." They were some of the tallest buildings in the world at the time. Here's one, in the background of this photo:



The plan was to build an "Eighth Sister," known as the "Palace of the Soviets," which would have been the tallest building the world at the time, surpassing the Empire State Building. Here's a sketch for the original plans. Creepy with that giant Stalin statue on top, eh?



So. In 1931 Stalin demolished the original Cathedral of Christ the Savior, intending to replace it with this ginormous building. Unfortunately, the huge hole in the ground was plagued by flooding from the river, then they ran out of money, then war started and Stalin went crazy etc etc etc. During the communist era, the hole was turned into a giant public swimming pool. Finally, when Soviet rule ended in 1990, it was decided to rebuild the cathedral. Construction started in 1994 and it was christened in 2000.



Whew. After all that, I'd say it's time for a break. Let's make this giant blog about this giant city and its giant contents a two-parter, eh?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

goofy pictures

During my time here, I've seen quite a few things that struck me as goofy. I've been photographing them, but so far, there hasn't seemed to be a good time to share them with everyone. So, while I wait for film from more exciting events to develop, I decided to clump them all into one giant blog of goofiness.

First of all, a little bit of "Englishky." On the train, when crossing borders, you have to fill out customs forms. Depending on what country you're entering, you may have to fill it out using the Latin alfabeth. As opposed to the Cyrillic alfabeth.



These next three examples are from a menu I had on a train trip.



Ooo, meals of one variant!! I wonder what variant awaits me? One thing's for sure, I'm thirsty... how about a nice cold bear?



Mmm. Refreshing.



In addition to the variants of dinner, the guarantee meals is also included something called Smoked Balyk. This is what it looks like:





I ask you- is this something you would eat? They say it's smoked, but it looks plain old RAW to me. Personally, I skipped over the Pit Produkt. Jonathan tells me I'm missing out. I'm not so sure.

This, however, looks like something I WOULD want to eat:



What kind of magic do you think they perform?? Maybe they cook your meat for you!

Or, I could enjoy the finest taste of original chocolate pie.



After all, it's now!



Here is a man dressed as a coffee pot.



This is a sign for a popcorn business I saw in Finland. It claims it's reducing the amount of corniness in the world. I strongly disagree.



Speaking of corny, here is an awesome pasta stand from Moscow, called "Pasta La Vista." The horrible take off of an Ahnold catch phrase sounds even worse in a Russian accent.



This is a beer bottle we saw in Latvia. Does this guy look like someone whose beer you'd trust?



While we're on the subject of trust, I'm not sure if I trust the contents of this juice box. Look at the lower left corner. What the hell fruit IS that?



When I broke the news to my family that I would be moving to Russia, for some reason, a lot of people were concerned about the low quality of the toilet paper. However, no one ever mentioned the quality of the toilets themselves. This is a toilet stall from a WOMAN'S bathroom in a park. Yes, those markings are to show where your FEET go. I paid 15 rubles (about 60 cents) for the privilege of using this toilet.



In addition to not understanding female anatomy, Russians also apparently don't understand how to eat cereal.



Like most things in Russia, you can get better quality items in Finland, including toilet paper. They're a good, clean society. This toilet paper remains a complete mystery to me, though. Notice there's NO HOLE in it. It is, in fact, extremely densely wound. I could not for the life of me figure out how this thing worked. I tried to pull it off the dispenser to figure it out, and I COULD NOT GET IT OFF. I'm still a little freaked out.



Maybe Finns aren't so innocent after all. Weird toilet paper, and just look at the name of their grocery stores. Tsk.



This is a billboard for some kind of drink. I don't know what it is. I'm not sure I want to know.



Here is a jar of peanut butter. Marketed as American- even has a little Uncle Sam-type peanut- and distributed in Russia. Why the Arabic?



Another jar of peanut butter. My husband and I have a bet going. Try telling me that's NOT Teddy Ruxpin. It has the mouth joints and everything. I swear someone just photoshopped the book out and replaced it with a giant peanut. My husband thinks I'm crazy. Back me up here, people.



This is from a restaurant we went to recently. So what exactly is IN that back room?...



Recently I stumbled upon a bag of Cheetos, which was really exciting. I was kind of nervous when I saw the picture of the ketchup packet on the front of the bag though. Were they ketchup FLAVORED or something??



No, it turns out, it just had a ketchup packet in the bag. Ketchup on Cheetos is about the grossest thing I can think of. Please tell me this isn't a trend in the US too. And why is Chester jack-hammering the ketchup?



Last but not least- okay, this is not technically a Russian product, but it's so darn cool I had to share. This is a Mallow Dog. It was sent to me by my in-laws after they found it at the Jersey Shore.



Yes, a giant marshmallow shaped like a hot dog. It's Fat Free! Cholesterol Free! And has Low Sodium! It's practically a "whole food"- just look at the brief ingredients list:



Who could resist?? Here's me, eating the Mallow Dog. Mmmm-mmmm!!



Well everyone, I hope you've enjoyed this journey into randomness. I'll write again soon about, y'know, culture and stuff.